Its been so long, darlings, since I have been able to offer a full and indepth report on the situation in the Australian Left. I have (as you know) been so busy on the Mark Latham election campaign, and when that went belly-up, on the re-election of Bomber Beazley as Leader campaign. Its such a shame that Old Guts Gillard is such a spinster, it would've been nice to have a woman in power. I'm getting sick of thew boys at uni being so sexist all the time. Having a woman leader would stop all that for sure! Though I wouldn't like a leader like Maggie Thatcher. So perhaps its for the best that she didn't get in.
I have also been studying for my law exams. They're so hard, but once I'm finished I will be able to destroy the System from within. Heartless lawyer is the perfect cover for me – not even Daddy will need to know that I'm supplying arms to Afghanistan!
